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Thoughts from a Foreign Field

Pest Control – Elizabethan Style

Ants on a peony
Photo/Illustration: James Alexander-Sinclair
A mole
Photo/Illustration: James Alexander-Sinclair
Photo/Illustration: James Alexander-Sinclair
Ladybird larvas
Photo/Illustration: James Alexander-Sinclair
Photo/Illustration: James Alexander-Sinclair
Photo/Illustration: James Alexander-Sinclair

It is thirty odd years since I became a professional gardener (I know, I look far too youthful and fresh faced to have been around that long) and, over those three decades a lot of things have changed. Mowers have become lighter, tools better designed, gloves more thornproof, new plants have been introduced, the internet was invented, compost is lighter and, most significantly, we have begun to garden in a much less selfish way. We try harder to garden in concert with nature rather than turning our gardens into a battlefield where every insect is eradicated. I remember shops selling worm killer to stop wormcasts adulterating perfect lawns.I think I prefer gardens full of wildlife – some of it benign, some of it predatory but all of it interesting.

Going back to the days before chemicals the vengeful gardener had to come up with even more creative solutions. There was a chap called Thomas Hill who wrote what is probably the first gardening book in 1563 (during the reign of Queen Elizabeth I). It was called “The Arte of Gardening” and contained all sorts of useful tips.

For example old Thomas is very concerned that small plants are vulnerable to predators and advises that

'by all meanes possible that can bee devised either with fire, smoake or Iron, they be bitterly expelled and driven out of the Garden'

To be more specific – to get rid of Moles:

'You may take all the Moles in your garden by an easie manner: If that you get a quick Mole, put the same into a deepe earthen pot, setting the edge to the earth: which Mole, after a while feeling himselfe thus inclosed, will crye out, and after the other Moles in that ground doe thus heare him cry, they will hastily draw neere unto him, and minding to helpe him forth, will so fall into the pot. And now by this safe means, if you will, you may take and destroy all the Moles in your garden'.

I am not that convinced by this one as Moles are well known for being extremely anti-social and solitary. Their idea of hell is a dinner party. The collective noun for a group of moles, incidentally, is a Labour.

Moths are pretty unwelcome too, in their case you take the stomach of a…

“sheepe new killed, not washed, but having all the filth hanging theron, which lightlie cover with earth in that place, where they most swarme in the garden, and after two dayes, you shall finde a marvellous companie of Moths and other flies heaped thereupon, which either carry away, or bury very deepe in that place.

I would make sure you bury it very deep indeed as I would not like to come across that again too soon.

Mice are even now a complete pain – particularly when it comes to eating tulip bulbs or sweet pea seedlings. Traps are all very well but how about this …

'Garden Mice may bee driven away, if you sprinckle the beds with the Ashes of the Weesel, or with that water sprinckled on the beds in which a Catte hath been walked.'

Sadly he does not give any advice about how to catch the weasel or how to catch the catte water which, I suspect, may be a euphemism for cat pee.

His remedy for caterpillars involves scattering bloody twigs around the place which is not really that imaginative especially compared to another remedy suggested a hundred years later in the New Book of Knowledge (1697).

To destroy Caterpillars: Besmear all the bottom of the Tree with Tar, then get a great store of Ants; put them into a Bag, and draw the same with a Cord unto the Tree, and let it hang there, so that it touch the Body of the Tree; and the Ants being prevented to go from the Tree by reason of the Tar, will want for Food, eat and destroy the Caterpillars, without hurting any of the Fruit or Leaves.

It is not just pests which Mr Hill has his eye on: he has a foolproof way of protecting your garden from the elements. To protect from hail he suggests..

compass your allies (alleys) about with the skin of a Sea-Calfe, or else the best Hiena or the Crocadile, and to hang any of these skinnes also at the entrance or comming in of the garden.'

Even in a small garden this would require more dead animals than most of us have ready access to. Even more extraordinary is his suggestion that in order to stave off the ill effects of lightning you should use the hide of a hippopotamus.

Life was very exciting in those days! Still, I feel that we are in a better place today and I find that nature finds its own equilibrium. After all if there are no aphids, for example, then what will the ladybirds and beetles eat? If there are no slugs then how can we feed toads, hedgehogs or birds?

At the risk of sounding like a bit of an old hippy: there is room for everybody in the garden.


All photos by James Alexander-Sinclair

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  1. alawrence89 04/23/2015

    Great advice! I think I might just try to find that book at the library--I love reading old books :) Regarding caterpillars, for anyone interested, I've also used Safer Brand's natural caterpillar killer and it works wonders. You can read about it here: http://www.saferbrand.com/blog/get-rid-eastern-tent-caterpillars/

  2. jerryhalle 04/24/2015

    I am a regular reader of pest control journal published by Pest Control Armonk. You can get many ideas from there and also can apply to get rid of pest from homes and garden.

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