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The Break Up

comments (0) June 20th, 2013 in blogs
KissMyAster Amanda Thomsen, contributor
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 Gladiolas not too long after getting them in the bed (2012)
Dissapointment, it was supposed to be a deep, velvety claret color (2012)
With Madeline Salvia (2013)
 Gladiolas not too long after getting them in the bed (2012) Click the image to enlarge.

 Gladiolas not too long after getting them in the bed (2012)


I don't get it. Why are you here? And truly, looking fiiiiiiiiiiiine. I mean, if that's what I was into. We proved last year that it was just not meant to be, I'm into something a little more.... unexpected and you said you liked it where it was warmer than Chicago. I was counting on it being a one summer fling.

Also? I think you might be a little old-fashioned and frankly, misrepresented.  

I saw you at the hardware store looking a little lonely and I admit it, I was curious and maybe a little lonely too. You looked tall, dark and... rich.

I took you home with me, although I admit it was a little late. I got you right into my bed and you quickly showed me (and some of my friends, too) what you were all about.

But it wasn't what I expected, honestly I found you a bit vulgar and common. I thought we'd have this mysterious thing and... Nope. 

And now you're back? You SAID you liked it where it was warmer. You said you couldn't live with Chicago's cold winters. I moved on, there's someone new in your spot. 

Her name is Madeline. 

 

Oh, you like Madeline, too? 

This just got interesting. 



posted in: Kiss My Aster, Garden humor, gladiolas, 'Madeline' Salvia, tender perennials

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