All Dead vs. Slightly Alivecomments (0) October 28th, 2011 in blogs
"See, there's a big difference between mostly dead, and all dead. Now, mostly dead: he's slightly alive. All dead: well, with all dead, there's usually only one thing that you can do."
As gardeners, we have all experienced plants coming back from mostly dead-- Then there are plants that are all dead that can be brought back, unnaturally.
Last fall, I took home a variegated lemon tree from work. Citrus is usually easy to keep alive in the basment over winter, right? Well, I took lousy care of it and it died. Some time in early June, I played the death march for it and hauled it out of the basement and set it next to the compost pile. Since then, it has oddly flourished. Clearly, it was slightly alive. I bet you have a story like this... So many plants get pitched when they are still slightly alive!
Some time later, I pulled 2 mostly dead, six foot tall, spiraled Arborvitaes out of the garbage with the intention of keeping them "alive" artificially for years to come with a thick coat of bright blue paint. They suck up spray paint like Sham-Wows but the paint really helps keep them from falling apart. They aren't quite done yet, I'm ashamed to say, I have 2 more cans waiting to be applied sitting on the dining room table. I still need to get a couple bags of pea gravel in the pots to raise them up a little and keep them upright, too. It's a work in process, but all my hard work is keeping them from being all dead, in my own special way.
With all dead, there's usually only one thing you can do- Compost it!
posted in: Kiss My Aster, topiaries, dead plants, spray painted plants, citrus overwintering
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Big, loud and fun, Amanda Thomsen landscapes by day and blogs at night. Her blog, Kiss My Aster, has alienated/enraptured dozens for at least 6 years.
She is the less popular half of the podcasting team, Good Enough Gardening, which makes her feel like the "Roy" of of Siegfried and Roy, but without the mauling. She lives in Chicago and does not EVER put ketchup on hot dogs.
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